Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Headline of the Day

Study: Average Gamer is 35, Fat and Bummed

So, I'm sitting here watching the tube, and surfing the internet because my XBox blew up three weeks ago and is still being repaired. Then, I read this wonderful piece of news. Well, the description certainly fits. In an odd sort of way, I'm glad to read that I'm not too far out of the average age range.

The article claims that gamers are playing as a sort of "Digital Self-medication"... huh, I guess I'll just have to stick with beer 'till the XBox gets back.



Friday, August 7, 2009

New Blog

Since I'm sooo good at keeping this blog up to date, I've gone ahead and started a new blog:

Carpe Cervisia

This was actually Lawrence's idea. It's a blog that's dedicated to homebrewing, and beer in general. I encourage my two readers to check it out... although, there isn't much there right now.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Sitemeter

I was so excited when I added Sitemeter to my blog. It allows me to see who visited my blog, how they linked there, where they were located, and how long they stayed. So cool... except that I've noticed that for the past few weeks the only person who visits my blog is ME... and deerfieldpartners.com... whoever the fuck that is. How depressing...

Monday, July 27, 2009

The Problem of Youth

I can't say I agree with his final conclusion, but I agree w/ pretty much everything else he says.

I've never seen Colin Ferguson's show... whatever it is... but I'm tempted to watch it after this.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Prey Alone

One of the coolest 15 minutes ever. It's like a combination of "The Professional", "Heat", "The Matrix", and some gamer humor all in one... I love it.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Pork

The Obama "Stimulus" plan (aka "The Generational Theft Act" or "Porkulus") has turned out to be a sick joke on the American taxpayer. So far it has failed to stimulate anything except growth in goverment agencies. In the end, the only thing it will accomplish will be to drive up interest rates and inflation and add to the crushing debt burden on our grandchildren.

However, we're stuck with it so we may as well have fun with it. So, here's an amusing tidbit from the Recovery.gov website: As part of the "stimulus" the Department of Agriculture purchased $16,784,272 worth of "Canned Pork". Now there's some fun irony.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Flushed Puppy

(LONDON - Associated Press) A British pup had a narrow flush with disaster after his 4-year-old master decided to give him a bath in the toilet. Daniel Blair was quoted as telling Britain's Daily Mirror tabloid that he tried to clean the muddy 1-week-old cocker spaniel because he was muddy, and he flushed him down the drain.

His mother Alison was quoted as saying she thought the dog was dead, but a drainage firm was able to locate the beleaguered animal in a pipe 20 yards away from the house using specialist camera gear.

Pictures of the wet, frightened-looking puppy trapped in a pipe were posted to the firm Dyno-Rod's Web site and broadcast on British television Monday .

The company says the dog is now fine.
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Is it wrong that the first thing I thought after finishing this article was: "Wow, I need to get a toilet that's that powerful."?

Monday, July 6, 2009

Friday, June 26, 2009

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Headline of the Day

Canterbury is sufficiently gay, council inspectors rule

"One of Britain's most historic cities, Canterbury, has been told it is sufficiently gay – after a complaint sparked a two-month investigation costing thousands of pounds."

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

The more things change...

"The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance."
- Cicero - 55 BC

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Ah, Modern Technology


My family's first VCR looked just like that, minus the faux wood.

Boy how technology has changed. I've no idea when this ad came out, but by the looks of the guys suit I'd say early 80's perhaps.

Ovaltine


Um, no thanks, I'll pass on the Ovaltine.

Monday, June 8, 2009

Fiat/Chrysler


I saw this tiny car last night. It's a Fiat 500. According to Wikipedia, these little things were made from 1957-1972. It's all of 9'-10" long and powered by an aircooled inline 2-cylinder engine that, in it's most powerul form, puts out a whopping 23hp.

The lil 500 was so popular that Fiat has been making a new version of it since 2007:

It's grown a bit to a hefty 11'-8" and is now powered by a 75hp diesel engine.

You'll soon be able to purchase a Fiat 500 for yourself. As part of the new Chrysler/Fiat merger, Fiat will be exporting these things to the US. The question is, will American's want to buy them?

I was struck by the contrast of the tiny Fiat compared to the Toyota 4Runner that it's parked next to. The 4Runner is a mid-size SUV, and that size and type of vehicle is extremely popular with American car buyers. Compared to Europeans, Americans are larger people, we have larger families, we drive longer distances, and we haul more stuff. While a SUV may not be all that ecofriendly, a tiny car just won't be able to fill the needs of most American families.

Will some people purchase the Fiat? Probably, but I can't see how there will be enough demand for the thing, outside of a small niche segment. It's cute, and fun, but that segment is already filled by the Mini Cooper. Tiny car wise, the Honda Fit, and Toyota Yaris are much more reliable than the Fix It Again Tony.

Also, would you want to be on a highway, surounded by 18-wheelers, in a car that's less than 12' long?

I really don't see how this car will help save Chrysler. Unfortuately, with the government in charge of GM & Chrysler, they're working off the assumption that those two companies failed because they made SUVs instead of tiny putt-putt cars. However, the reality is that American's don't want the tiny cars. They want SUVs, pickups and mini-vans. Building cars that American's won't buy, will not help bring back the US auto industry.

However, now that the federal government is in charge, there will be an incentive to force success on these companies. This will of course come at your expense. Through a combination of carrots and sticks, you'll end up having to get a tiny car at some point. They'll provide tax incentives to purchase high-mileage vechicles, plus massive increases in fuel tax to force prices to $4/gal or more.

So, a Fiat is in your future, whether you like it or not.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Presidential Succession


All two of my readers are well aware that I'm not particularly fond of our current President. So, I was thinking about Presidential succession. What if something happened that required Obama to step down... nothing bad of course, maybe just a scandal or something like that... who comes next in line?


Vice President Joe Biden. Well hell, that guy's flippin' idiot who's far impressed with himself. No, that won't do. OK, so say for whatever reason (again, nothing bad) Joe can't step up to the plate, who's next?


Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi... Crap, she won't do either. I think she's even dumber than Biden, and like all dumb people, she believes she's smarter than everyone else. Next?


Senate President pro tempore, Robert Byrd. Shit-balls. The man's a former Kleagle and Exalted Cyclops in the KKK. Plus he's frickin' 92 years old. If he becomes President we're really screwed. Maybe we'll be lucky with the next person in line.



Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. Whew. Ya know, she doesn't seem all that bad after all the other choices... I actually get a slightly warm and fuzzy feeling from the idea of her being in charge... and that really disturbs me...

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Presidential Date Night

This past weekend President Obama actually kept one of his campaign promises; he took the First Lady to a Broadway show.

I think it's cute and nice. I'm sure that the Obamas have been quite busy and it's great that the got some time out together. However, I'm still pissed. Why? Oh, because I got to pick up the tab, and so did you.

You and I paid something around $73,000 so that the Obama's could have a night on the town. This doesn't include the money that the citizens of NYC had to pay for police protection, etc. Not to mention the hours and money lost by people tied up in traffic jambs cause by the numerous, hours long, road closures along the President's motorcade route.

He supposedly saved us money because he, and his entourage, took a mere three Gulfstream jets, instead of the big ole 747. However, please explain to me exactly why he needed to take the Whitehouse Press Corps along? He wasn't making news and I'm pretty sure there are reporters in NYC that could have covered this.

I'm also kind of curious as to how this "green" President can justify the "carbon footprint" of three small jets, as opposed to one large jet. I'm betting he killed dozens of polar bears on this trip. Why not just use Amtrak?

Now, a mere $73k is jack-diddly when compared to the multi-trillion dollar federal budget. However, it's the arrogance, and the sense of entitlement that really pisses me off here. Yes, Presidents use our tax money for campaign purposes, fund raisers, etc. I don't like that either. However, they always spend a few hours on these trips for some legitimate gov't business so, technically, it's ok. Well, not in my opinion, but unfortunately that's how it's done.

However, don't recall any President in my lifetime using taxpayer money for such blatant personal reasons. There's a Presidential Box on permanent reserve at the Kennedy Center and it's like a 10 minute drive from the Whitehouse. He's going to be in NYC sometime for official business. He couldn't have taken Michelle along for a date then?

The President's salary is about $400,000/yr. Michelle was making over $300k in her previous job. So, why am I paying for them to go on a date?

The man's an asshole, plain and simple.

Update: Robert Gibbs duck the question as to the cost and appropriateness of the Obama date night:

My nemesis strikes again.


Damn you, you donut molesting bastard!

Puke-Ray

Headline of the day:

US firm says handheld puke ray is ready to go
Pistol style chunder-gat and torch/vom-sabre models


'A US industrial laser company says it has developed a functional puke-ray system, ideal for use by cops or military personnel wishing to take down their opponents without shooting them. The firm proposes to issue the "non lethal light fighting technology" in two form factors - light-sabre/torch and blaster-pistol.'
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My favorite line: '...simply swing the dazzle-beam onto his opponent's face and leave him slipping and stumbling helplessly in a self-generated chunky puddle.'

Uncle Jay Explains the Deficit

Monday, June 1, 2009

Eminem

I'm not a real fan of Sacha Baron Cohen's work. I can appreciate where he's trying to go with his humor but he goes more than a bit over the top, especially with innocent bystanders who end up being the butt of his jokes. Tom Greene had a similar shtick.

However in this case, Eminem gets to be the butt of this joke (literally) and it's more than appropriate for that jackass.



Yep, I think it's freaking hilarious, but I do at least feel a little guilty about that... well, maybe not all that guilty...

The World of the Future


Behold!

Friday, May 15, 2009

Christ = No Bacon?


I'm not quite sure what this kid is trying to sell. Normally when you see someone with a sign like this they're trying to save your soul and bring you into Christ's glory. However, she's saying that rejecting Christ = bacon... so then it leads me to believe that accepting Christ = no bacon. It seems to me that she's encouraging me to reject Christ. In fact, she's trying to bribe me with bacony goodness in exchange for my eternal damnation. Funny, she doesn't look at all like a Satan worshiper.

If I were a man of faith then there's no way I'd risk my immortal soul for some present day deliciousness. If I were an athiest, I'd happily take this kid's bacon, firm in the believe that I have as much of a soul as do the salty pig parts that I'm consuming. What should I, a bacon loving agnostic, do? Luckily, the decision is easy since bacon is inexpensive and easily obtained.

No sale, you cute little spawn of Satan. You can keep your cursed succulent pork products. Instead I shall head to Sam's Club and purchase a massive amount of glorious bacon with currency instead of my soul (should it even exist). I shall munch on that bacon with an sense of inner peace knowing that, when the heart attack comes, I shall still have a chance of going to heaven (if there is such a thing).

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Monday, May 11, 2009

Decision Flowchart for Bacon



Mmmmm, bacon...

Enter Sandman - Kazoo Verzion


Hmmmm, hmm, hmm, hmmmm, hmmmm, hmm, hmm, hmmmm....

Friday, April 10, 2009

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Bowing to Monarchy

When our President is out and about traveling on the world stage he isn't just President Obama; he's the President of the United States of America, who just so happens to be Barack Obama. He's the personification of the grand ole USofA and all the we stand for. That's why the following video disturbs me so much.



No American, from the President to the freakin' mumbling crazy homeless guy on the street, bows to any monarch. The whole reason for our country's very existence because the founding fathers rejected the King and decided to form a nation where 'All men are created equal'.

Obama's greeting of the Queen was wholly appropriate. He made an exaggerated nod of the head, as if to say "Yes, you are the leader of your country, I am the leader of my country. We're equals." That's the way it should be. However, he practically pops a vertebrae bending over to bow to the King of Saudi Arabia. He not only debased himself, but every citizen of the United States, by showing subservience to that foreign potentate. That's just plain disgraceful.

Stopspendingourfuture.org

A New Take on a Classic Tale

Friday, March 27, 2009

South Park explains the Economy



Sadly enough, I fear that this really is how the Treasury Department makes decisions.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Speaking Truth to Power

Daniel Hannan, Conservative MEP, nails Prime Minister Gordon Brown at the EU Parliament.  



If only the Republican Congressional Leaders would go after Obama this way.  Althought, my buddy Roscoe had a pretty good response to the "stimulus" bill.  Unfortunately, even if the Rep leadership took the same aggressive stance, they just wouldn't be able to match the eloquent, high-brow, English sarcasm.

Ya know, this same speech could easily be given to many US Governors, especially CA and MD.

If Mr. Hannan ever decides to emigrate to the US and run for office, he has my vote.

Banana Republic?

Peter Robinson, writing for Forbes, has an excellent column describing how President Obama is beginning to take the USA down the road to becoming a Banana Republic.

http://www.forbes.com/2009/02/26/obama-castro-chavez-opinions-columnists_stimulus.html

He outlines the three steps required:
1. The Cult of Personality
2. Nationalization of Industries
3. Censorship

I found his column interesting but kind of brushed off his arguments. That can't happen in America, can it? Now that it’s been stewing in the back of my brain for a while, I’m beginning to agree with him.

The Cult of Personality thing is pretty obvious. Obama ran on himself, with an airy message of Hope and Change, and pretty much nothing else. We had Oprah declaring him to be “The One”, millions descended on Washington for the Inauguration to chant “Obama, Obama”, there are the somewhat creepy Obama paintings, then there’s the even creepier celebrity “I Pledge” video, and on and on.

I can understand the joy and pride of having the first black president. It’s a big deal; I can see why people are happy. I can also understand the excitement of having a new President that you like after eight years of someone that you couldn’t stand. I was quite proud and hopeful when George W. Bush took over after Clinton. Still, there’s just something over the top about this adulation that just feels, well, un-American. The Presidency is a position of power and certainly worthy of respect. However, the one who holds the office is still human; just an ordinary citizen who’s there for a term or two. He’s not the Second Coming

Nationalization actually began under the Bush administration: First came the government takeover of the giant insurance company AIG. Then the Troubled Asset Relief Program (TARP) was supposed to be used to purchase troubled assets, but was instead used to purchase large chunks of the nation’s banking system. Finally, the Bush administration loaned money to Chrysler and GM… mainly in order to punt their inevitable collapse into the Obama administration.

However, very recently the nationalization has begun to expand. Yesterday, Sec. Geithner asked Congress to give him the unprecedented power to seize any financial company whose collapse could hurt the broader economy. Right now, the Treasury can take over failing banks because of the FDIC. If the government is going to be insuring a bank’s deposits, then it has a vested interest in making sure that it doesn’t fail. I don’t have any problem with that. However, if a hedge fund, or insurance company fails, then the tax payer is not on the financial hook (at least not directly). The government has no business in seizing these other companies. Who gets to define the threshold of failure? Who decides what constitutes damage to the economy? What happens if the firm’s management and stock holders don’t want the government to take over? This is a terrible idea. Who in their right mind would buy stock in any financial institution when, on a whim, it could suddenly become nationalized?

Also, what’s to stop this from expanding into other industries? The collapse of GE, IBM, Exxon, etc. would all hurt the economy. Heck, if Pizza Hut went out of business there’d be lots of people on the unemployment lines… doesn’t that cause economic problems?

The initial loan to Chrysler and GM is starting to lead to nationalization as well. Obama has formed a Task Force to supervise the firms. Unfortunately none of them actually have any experience in the automotive industry. Instead, they’re mainly from union and environmental backgrounds. Chrysler was attempting to make a deal to allow Fiat to take control of thirty-some percent of the company. However, that's on hold while the Task Force reviews the implications. Ford was smart to refuse the government cash.

Finally: Censorship. We may have to worry about the first two steps, but we have the First Amendment to save us… right? Well, maybe. We have to watch out for the Fairness Doctrine. This regulation was in effect from the Truman to the Reagan administrations. It required radio (and only radio) to provide equal airtime for all issues. If you had, say, a Pro-Life advocate on for an hour, then you had to have a Pro-Abortion advocate on for an hour. This was all a pain in the bum to keep track of so radio stations simply didn’t bother with political programming.
Within a year of Reagan’s repeal of the Fairness Doctrine, Rush Limbaugh started his show and over the years conservative talk-radio has boomed. However, for whatever reason, very few people want to listen to left-leaning radio shows so most radio stations don’t carry them. There’s even been an attempt to create a specific “progressive” radio network but it has been a massive failure.

If the Fairness Doctrine is reinstated, then it’ll be the death of right-leaning talk radio. Stations will not be able make money if they have to pair up every hour of high-ad revenue shows, with an hour of low-ad revenue shows. So, you have de-facto censorship.

Well, so conservative talk-radio goes away, but we still have the internet… well, maybe not

Even with the possible return of the Fairness Doctrine, I still felt that Censorship was impossible, but then I read this: http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSTRE52N67F20090324

Now the Democrats want to make the newspapers tax-exempt. They’d still be able to report on political issues, but they wouldn’t be allowed make political endorsements. Sounds good, but think about it: Would any newspaper be able to be critical of a sitting office holder, or write an article that praised their election-opponent, without fear of losing their tax-exempt status? A media that is dependent on the government’s good graces to survive is not a free media.

So, do I think that we’re going to become a Banana Republic? No, I don't think we're going the way of Cuba or Venezuela. However, I don’t trust Obama. I think his ultimate goal is to transform the United States into a cradle-to-grave European-style social democracy. Whether he will succeed or not remains to be seen. I’m remaining optimistic that this cannot happen here. However, the progression of events is worrisome. Whatever happens, the Federal Government has already expanded its size, reach and power into dimensions never before seen and once the government grows it never shrinks back to its original size.

Now, you may think I’m being paranoid. You may think that Obama is a wonderful man and the best President ever. However, he’ll only be there for four, or at most, eight more years (or more?). One day there’ll be someone that you don’t like or trust in the White House and then they'll be able to wield this new level of control over the economy, and perhaps the press. Would you have trusted a Bush, Reagan, or Nixon with this kind of power?

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Get out of my head!



I've had variations of this dream for years. I'm kind of glad to see that others have the same dream. On the hand, it's somewhat disappointing to discover that my dreams are not unique. They're just pedestrian... damn....

So, does everyone else have the dream where you forgot to wear your pants, but no one else but you seems to notice?

BTW I got this from www.xkcd.org It's an odd web-comic that shares my odd ball sense of humor... but again, I guess it ain't so unique afterall... huh...

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Best Diet Ever



I'm hungry. About 8' from my office door sits the above cake but I won't eat it... not even a small bite. Why? Because I've discovered the Best Diet Ever.

Unfortunately for my expanding wasteline, the communal food table in my department sits right outside of my door. There is almost always some sort of food on it, and rarely is it something healthy. I have to pass it everytime I step out of my office and it's way too easy to just grab "a" bite.

So, back to the Best Diet Ever: Why won't I eat that cake? Because when it was presented for my coworker's birthday party on Friday it came complete with lit candles. When she blew out said candles I saw a spray of spittle fly out of her mouth and onto the cake. Now, it didn't hit all of the cake, just about a quarter of it on the opposite side of where she was sitting. However, I have no idea if what remains is the spit covered side, or if my coworkers have already eaten that part. So, I won't be taking that risk.

So, I guess I'll name the Best Diet Ever the "Gross-Out Diet". I think I can apply this grossness to just about all of the communal food, from what's on the table, to the bowls of Peanut M&Ms on the secretary's desk. If not spat upon, that food has at least been fondled by at least half of my coworkers... plus they've probably sneezed and/or shed on the food that they haven't fondled... ewww, gross... and so I shall remain hungry, but perhaps a little thinner... well ok, a little less fat...

Monday, February 16, 2009

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Reagan vs Obama


Things certainly have changed haven't they?

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Arrogance II



What, you think you can decide to spend your money better than the government? You poor deluded fool. Don't you realize that this is the new era of Hope&Change? Only the Government can spend your money wisely.

The arrogance of it all. How dare this bastard think that he knows better than me how to spend my money?

'The taxpayer - that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.'
-Ronald Wilson Reagan

That's the problem with these congressional mandarins. They believe that your money is actually their money. What they allow you to keep is a privilege and a gift. Only in Washington can a tax cut be considered "spending". They feel that it costs them money if they take less of yours.

Again, I want to write more but I'm getting so angry that I can't write rationally right now...

Arrogance

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Don't care?

DON'T CARE?!

That arrogant, self-important, jackass, piece of sh.... grrr... I'm so pissed off by this whole thing I can't even come up with something coherent to write...

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Quote of the Day



"Mr. President, I probably come at this from a slightly different perspective. I remember when FDR beat Hoover in 1932. So I remember the Great Depression very well. I don't remember any of the many government programs affecting the course of the Depression. Government programs didn't work then, I don't know why we think they would work now. Mr. President, I think our obsessive borrowing has fully mortgaged my kids and my grandkids. Now we're working on mortgaging my two great-grandkids. Mr. President, I think it's more than a little bit selfish to try to solve our economic problems which we created by burdening future generations yet to be born."
- Rep. Roscoe Bartlett, R-Md

Several years ago I met Roscoe Bartlett at a Young Republican event and ever since I've been disappointed that I'm not in his district.

I don't know if he still does it, but for years he would introduce a bill to the House that would move Tax Day from April 15 to October 15. If you think about it, April 15 is about as far away on the calendar from Election day as is possible. Move it up any earlier, or later, and you may still have taxes on your mind when you vote. Now, we can't have that in a democracy can we?

Rep. Bartlett's bill would move Tax Day to just one month before the election. That way, the voters would have it fresh in their minds just how much money the government took away from them when they head into the voting booth. Of course, his bill never went anywhere, but he kept reintroducing it anyway. Now that's my kind of politician... If only the rest of the Republican party were like him.

Plus, how could you NOT vote for a man named Roscoe?

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I won't be changing my party affiliation to Libertarian... yet...

I have to say, I'm proud of the House Republicans today; which is something I've not been able to say for a while. Despite the popular new President, and the typical politician urge to be seen to be doing "something" every single House Republican voted against the Obama Generational Theft Act. Not only that 11 Democrats voted against it as well.

Unfortunately this Crap Sandwich of a bill still passed which still pisses me off no end. The Wall St Journal did an analysis and discovered that only 12 cents of every dollar of spending is directed towards actual economic stimulus... and they admit that they're being generous. The rest of the money is pure pork and government growth. There's even $600,000,000 in there so the government can buy new cars. Can you afford to buy a new car this year? No? Well the government can, with your money...

Oh, and no one seems to consider that the $825,000,000,000 will have to be financed by bonds. The CBO estimates that the interest on that borrowing will be over $300,000,000,000 bringing this spending binge to well over
$1,100,000,000,000.* Didn't we get into this economic mess because too many Americans bought more than they could afford by running up debt that they couldn't pay back?

Anyway the point of this post was that I'm oddly proud of my Republican party affiliation today. I consider myself to be Reaganite Republican: low taxes, small government. muscular foreign policy. To my great disappointment, since the Republican party retook the House and Senate in '02 the Republican have been the party of big government, maybe not as big as the Democrats, but still big. Maybe they've learned their lesson and are getting back to their roots... I doubt it, but maybe, just maybe, they are... If not, Libertarian Party here I come.

* I know I could and should write out "billion" and "trillion" but I find that those words have no real meaning after a while. We hear "trillion" so often it just becomes a word... it's so big, and beyond us, that it becomes meaningless. However, writing out $1,000,000,000,000 (trillion) gets you to pause and say, "holy crap that's a lot of freakin' zeros"... or something like that...

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The Obama Debt Plan

Or as Michelle Malkin likes to call it the "Generational Theft Act"...

This whole "stimulus" bill that's passing through Congress right now is one of the most awful pieces of legislation ever. The Democrats, and unfortunately a bunch of Republicans as well, are using the excuse of the recession to throw massive amounts of money to their own pet projects. There's already a $1.2 trillion (1,200,000,000,000) budget defecit and they're looking to pile on at least another $800 billion on top of that. Where will this money come from? Future tax increases, that where.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Bonus Watch



I received a new briefcase/laptop case in the mail today (on clearance from Eddie Bauer) and while I was checking it out I discovered this watch inside. I thought maybe it fell off of someone's wrist, but the metal band was latched, so it didn't get in there that way. So I really have no idea how it got in there but, well, there it is.

It's a Nixon "The Player" watch and I have to say, it's one of the ugliest pieces-of-crap I've ever seen. The general styling just ain't my, um, style. Throw in the plaid face and it just makes that much worse. There's no way I'd wear that thing... it's not just the ugly but the fact that it's also kind of scuzzy with some other guy's wrist sweat.

I do feel bad for whoever lost this thing. According to the Nixon website, it has an MSRP of about $160 so someone paid good money to have this thing pollute his wrist. I guess i'll just give it to the Goodwill.

http://www.nixonnow.com/watches/mens/the-player-A140.html

The thing doesn't look that bad on the manufacturer's website. For some odd reason, they don't offer the fine plaid face anymore...

Friday, January 2, 2009

The Government's View of the Economy

'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.'

- Ronald Wilson Reagan