Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Puke-Ray

Headline of the day:

US firm says handheld puke ray is ready to go
Pistol style chunder-gat and torch/vom-sabre models


'A US industrial laser company says it has developed a functional puke-ray system, ideal for use by cops or military personnel wishing to take down their opponents without shooting them. The firm proposes to issue the "non lethal light fighting technology" in two form factors - light-sabre/torch and blaster-pistol.'
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My favorite line: '...simply swing the dazzle-beam onto his opponent's face and leave him slipping and stumbling helplessly in a self-generated chunky puddle.'

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