All two of my readers are well aware that I'm not particularly fond of our current President. So, I was thinking about Presidential succession. What if something happened that required Obama to step down... nothing bad of course, maybe just a scandal or something like that... who comes next in line?
Vice President Joe Biden. Well hell, that guy's flippin' idiot who's far impressed with himself. No, that won't do. OK, so say for whatever reason (again, nothing bad) Joe can't step up to the plate, who's next?
Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi... Crap, she won't do either. I think she's even dumber than Biden, and like all dumb people, she believes she's smarter than everyone else. Next?
Senate President pro tempore, Robert Byrd. Shit-balls. The man's a former Kleagle and Exalted Cyclops in the KKK. Plus he's frickin' 92 years old. If he becomes President we're really screwed. Maybe we'll be lucky with the next person in line.
Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton. Whew. Ya know, she doesn't seem all that bad after all the other choices... I actually get a slightly warm and fuzzy feeling from the idea of her being in charge... and that really disturbs me...
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