Christ = No Bacon?

I'm not quite sure what this kid is trying to sell. Normally when you see someone with a sign like this they're trying to save your soul and bring you into Christ's glory. However, she's saying that rejecting Christ = bacon... so then it leads me to believe that accepting Christ = no bacon. It seems to me that she's encouraging me to reject Christ. In fact, she's trying to bribe me with bacony goodness in exchange for my eternal damnation. Funny, she doesn't look at all like a Satan worshiper.

If I were a man of faith then there's no way I'd risk my immortal soul for some present day deliciousness. If I were an athiest, I'd happily take this kid's bacon, firm in the believe that I have as much of a soul as do the salty pig parts that I'm consuming. What should I, a bacon loving agnostic, do? Luckily, the decision is easy since bacon is inexpensive and easily obtained.

No sale, you cute little spawn of Satan. You can keep your cursed succulent pork products. Instead I shall head to Sam's Club and purchase a massive amount of glorious bacon with currency instead of my soul (should it even exist). I shall munch on that bacon with an sense of inner peace knowing that, when the heart attack comes, I shall still have a chance of going to heaven (if there is such a thing).