I know it’s petty, as most pet peeves are, but this really irks me. Every time we have donuts in the office, one of my coworkers will rip a chunk off of one and then leave the remainder in the box. I’m not sure exactly who it is, but I have my suspicions. Anyway, I think it’s amazingly rude and it annoys me beyond reasonable levels. It's like the donut version of double dipping your chip. Don't do it!
If you’re going to eat part of a donut, take the whole freakin’ thing and throw out the part you don’t want. No one will eat the remainder of the donut you left behind, especially after you manhandled it, so stop leaving your trash and flaunting your waste.
Whoever is doing this probably thinking that they’re too fat and that it’s better to just eat a part of the donut but, ya know what, if your ass is too fat, it ain’t going to get any less fat if you eat only a third of a donut! No donut at all will result in less ass. Some donut still means ass fat. Duh.
Even more annoying, that’s the donut I was thinking of having with my lunch…I mean, if you’re going to waste a donut (and flaunt it) at least waste the crappy blue-berry one next to it. That flavor never gets eaten…
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